Me: A real estate agent wearing a white blouse that shows off all my cleavage, a navy blazer that also accentuates my breasts and practically hides the fact I'm wearing a blouse, a matching navy skirt that stops about halfway down my thighs, black sheer stockings and knee high leather boots with 6 inch heels. My hair is honey-blonde, silky and hangs neatly down my back.
You: A member from a club of bondage enthusiasts who happen to own the house I'm trying to sell to you today so you know more about it than I do, especially the fact that various lengths of rope, tape, gags and leather restraints are hidden within the vicinity as well as one